Zac For the past few years I’ve been recyclin the flow But this winter season I think I’ll let it grow I’ve been rollin in the dough, playin in the snow Sniffin all the blow, Bitch you just a hoe All Jack, no frost, just cheese, Monterey But better I’m makin cheddar offa these airwaves Red and green are the colors to be seen I’m a lean mean ass eating machine Six years of doin this I guess it’s pretty tight But we don’t stop celebrating til it’s Christmas night Cause that’s when the fat man comes down the chimney If he’s down my chute I’ll kick his ass, ya wit me? See cause Santa ain’t nothing but a fat old man Did he ever shout out kids in Kazakhstan? Nah, but we did, and that’s fuckin fact Fuck with Christmas and the street kidz attack Mitch santa you dumb fat motherfucking clown chug that egg nog all the way down mrs claus says you have a broken dick looks like you won’t have anymore christmas tricks chris chringle is lame like montana got stds like curious george got bananas ever wonder why santa’s got no kids no one wants to fuck that slimy ass squid low life fucking discrase to society please just lose some lbs finally in his rolls you’ll find some tinsel he makes chris christie look like a pencil santa’s drinking problem is out of hand he’s hitting the bottle mrs. claus can’t stand every christmas this mother fuckers plastered have another drink you alcoholic bastard Musi yo what’s up it’s Zach i’m big like santa’s sack i don’t have presents but i got cheer out the ass crack my funky christmas rhymes are jolly and festive i can’t think of a word that rhymes with festive fat ass dude in a sleigh with some reindeer christmas rap so hot you don’t really need a trained earq weihnachts feiertag zuckerstange Jesulein i have a c in german class .... fuck Pete It’s winter time again and Pete is back on the mic It’s my second time around and man the world is pretty psyched Step out on my porch to spread some holiday vibes Lookin fresher than a picture print by currier and Ives Cause it’s Christmas you can’t diss this You gotta keep yourself off Santa Claus’s hitlist You’re sitting on your couch watching frosty on demand While I make your mama’s sheets look like a winter wonderland I’m going down the chimney and you know I won’t get stuck Feelin holly and jolly like I don’t give a fuck Oh shit here come the kids you can hear them on the stairs They might’ve caught a glimpse if I wasn’t so prepared I’m one with the beat, you already know I walk down the street and see ya pissin in the snow I could stay all day cause I’m so fucking slick But I’m gonna pass it off to the legendary Nick Nick Sneakily Santa comes Knocking knocking knocking Walks up to my fireplace And fills up my stocking Shhhh quiet my children You can hear the elves talking Up on our housetop You can hear the deer walking I’m like Gimme the eggnog I wanna get this place rocking Pass me the time sheet Cuz St. Nick is clockin Innnnn Let this Christmas begin I’m here to spread cheer And serve up that din I’m here to to bless up And let Jesus win I’m here to drop rhymes And kill it again Here comes the wrap up I just wanna say Have a good Christmas And happy holiday Alex Well it's Christmas time, once again And I'm sure you're wondering where I've been Cuz my voice and such are nowhere to be found, Since my poor broke ass been stuck at the pound And by pound, I mean my parents house Yeah that's right, coronavirus got me stuck in the doghouse But I'm on a mission, let me tell you some Tryna kick this fool Wittman off the album Nah, just playin, we havin fun We all gonna sleep when the day is done And then my man Santa will bring the cheer So if you're of age just crack a beer