Zac - Christmas time every there’s powder Lumpy and thick just like chowder Tis the season for soups and stew Gotta fresh rhyme funky and new Mrs claus can get ass fucked Mr claus will get fuckin cucked A chads special Christmas What’s on his wish list A fat new bitch that he can ride Put away the virgin stride Hit the gym, get real swole Then fuck the elves in the North Pole Christmas is now for the chads Used your bitch as a cum rag Channeling the inner Corey Miller Christmas time pussy killer Mitch - Mitchell Bentley emphasis on b Christmas times a thing to see Bleach blond hair just don’t care Spewin my snow in the air I love to Plug in the big snow blower Throwing that white stuff all over My favorite part of Christmas time Is when I get to write some funky rhymes M to the J to the B entley I have a son but not really, Sorry that wasn’t really about Christmas times I should probably get back to writing holiday lines Holly jolly Jingle jangle On my dick Damn these beats are pretty sick If Santa Claus was actually fake I think My mind would seriously fucking break Max - Hey, I’m max, and I love snow You gotta be careful not to mix your blow This time of year is always the best I always go to the sausage fest You got men and women and little tiny elves They have a fetish of touching themselves But don’t worry Your safe here Right beside me I’ll cast my shield of protection with my peen Christmas time, comes only once a year Don’t forget to level up your battle pass tier Watch as the snow falls from the sky And grab a plane and fly real high Watch yourself, mind where you are going It seems like a huge fog is a flowing Eat a cookie, drink some milk, don’t mind the lights Wait, doesn’t that look like two large pipes? Nick - Christ • mas • timeee Gonna be another season Gotta get the presents for the nephews and the nieces Gotta get the people in the house and stop the freezin’ Taking ev’ry minute to remind us of the reason It’s pleasin’ I can barely wait Prob’ly gonna shower and get to bed at like, eight Meanwhile all these other kids are gonna stay up real late, Tryna find a sneaky Santa stealing cookies off their plate, But I’m smart, The wish list is an art... You can’t just ask for presents like you order al a carte, You gotta pick the gifts so you can tell them all apart, So when opening your presents you will know just where to start. Anyway, this blesséd day is comin’ real soon, You’ll be sure to see him by the light of the moon, Dressin’ in those classic colors green and maroon, Bumpin’ right along to this fresh holiday tune.