Zac Hey y’all guys it’s 2019 Back with the boys it’s something to be seen 2020 the new decades here Lots of laugh and holiday cheer Put away that sad old noose Cause we’ve brought a Christmas goose That’s waiting to be cooked Just take a look And tell me what you see Christmas ham happy as can be We’re all chillin' killin' villains all cool Chillaxin' maxin' outside the pool But that’s enough of me Here’s the Christmas emcees to be We’ve got Mitch rhyming like a bitch Then we’ve got a newcomer attack Here comes the boys Pete and Matt Then with his lines all sick We’ll kick it to the homie Nick Mitch Christmas is here and i’m here to stay Santa's fat ass is on my sleigh We’ve got presents and joy for all the men and women in service right now they’re brave Like bravehart...but not to Mel Gibson I feel like his Christmas spirit is less than Mine and the other Christmas winners He won’t be ready for Christmas eve dinner I sure hope you’re not a vegetarian Christmas meats are on my plate and marians Turkey ham and fish if you’re pescatarian No cats and dogs though i’m not a veterinarian That’s right... we’ve got meats to spare Anyone that wants one can have a share Except Mel Gibson because he’s a dick I can only spend Christmas with my sleigh bell bitch Pete Christmas is for you and Christmas is for me It's for mom and dad getting silly underneath the tree Santa is the little boys favorite emcee The degree to your glee is satisfaction guaranteed Yippee said me as we roll in the debris Getting piped by the Christmas powers that be He's gotta save some for the kids overseas God damn he's got bone like he's still 23 Where are the kids that need some cock I've got the key that goes in their lock Good thing Santa's coming round the block Cause I'm getting sick and tired of this sock Call the doc cause I'm hot, rhymes are solid as a rock If you come for me I'll line your body in chalk But it's Christmas so I won't cause a riot So lay off them cookies before you fuck up your diet Matt Come over here, have a seat on Santa’s lap Tell me what you want or just call me pap Yeah it’s time to spread the cheer, Don’t hit my motherfucking reindeer. I don’t give a fuck if you like eggnog Cause bitch your a frog, Or A Scrooge, Don’t make me splooge Nick Do I hear some reindeer on my frozen roof top? Are you fellas ready for some Christmas hip hop? I know I can’t wait for what will be under my tree so Santa hurry up and come and bring a gift that’s just for me! Santa ain’t be frontin’ Check my vibes, we huntin’ Patiently we’re waiting for just for Jesus’ second comin’ By the fire keep it hundred Wanna give you somethin’ somethin’ Yuh, I really hope you like it or this Christmas will be nothin’ Mary came with Joseph but the dumb hotel was filled The boy was born in manger, just as God had surely willed Two thousand years rely on this event on God albeit still The boys and girls of present day can still get their merry fill Hold on to the sleigh, we gon’ go away, The flow boutta pick up, it’ll be fire they say. Rather than runnin’, three kings would be commin’, and gifts they will summon, and boy, he be drummin’ These days we be lovin’, the drinks we’ll put rum in, the ham we be cutting’, got more gifts incomin', ay